Why eat ramen noodles
Why not?

Eating ramen noodles with some friends is just great. Everyone has fun, talks about stuff and enjoys the good meal. People are smiling and enjoy the good food, it's wonderful, you're wondering why you don't invite them more often. In fact, you are all having an amazing time, it's so amazing..

But wait!! Your friends aren't even ninjas!

This is why, in fact, you are having the worst time ever. This dinner has a serious lack of ninjas and you should really be wondering what you are doing there. Why can't you have ninja friends like all these hollywood stars that can eat ramen noodles with stealthy fighting machines. Oh well, maybe you'll still have a great time.. no wait, your friends aren't ninjas.