Ramen on the bus

It's 5 p.m and a ninja is going back home after a long day running and jumping everywhere to catch bad guys and everything. He stands in a crowded bus, as all the seats are very filled with people totally seating on them, there is no room for the poor ninja to sit down after a hard day of work. But things are even worst! There are like tons of people standing up next to the ninja and he's getting hungry, it's almost 5:01 p.m.! (But not yet, it's still 5:00)

So what does a skilled ninja do? He starts cooking ramen. He takes his stove out of his backpack, plug it in that guy computer and starts cooking his ramen. Once they are ready he tells everyone that back off since he needs some room to eat his delicious noodles. Then he eats and tell to the guy with the computer to do the dishes. Everyone is very happy and stats applauding.