Why eat ramen noodles
Why not?

Alright, after you realize that your friends are in fact ninjas and that their only goal is to steal your delicious ramen noodles, you have to think quick. Hidding under the table might work for a while, but their super ninja powers will soon guide them to you and you can say goodbye to your noodles! You're in trouble and you have to think quick, what are normal human with no special powers can do against some skilled ninja friends.

But wait!

You are a ninja too! You just reminded you dozens of years of training, all the skills you master to perfection, all these innocent people you saved before even eating breakfast this morning and the fear in the eyes of chiwawas when they see you! This is why, after fighting them back, you stand proudly on the rooftop of your house, eating a delicious bowl of ramen.