Ninjas eat ramen noodles everywhere! But where is everywhere?
Here are the 101 places where they eat ramen:
1. On a plane
You wanted to be in first class but your wallet said no? No problem, ninjas can sneak ramen and a two meters stove through the airport metal detector.
2. On the bus
A packed bus at rush hour is not the best place to socialize. True ninjas make the soup, eat the ramen and clean the dishes while on the bus.
3. Riding a bicycle
Riding a bicycle is easy. Riding one while eating is for the pros. Ninjas ride one while eating with chopsticks.
4. At the table
Eating ramen noodles at the table with friends is probably the coolest thing. But it gets boring after a while, especialy if you friends aren't ninjas.
5. Under the table
In fact your friends might be ninjas, but you just realized that you are not one and that they want to steal your noodles.
6. On the rooftop
No wait, you are a ninja! After pushing back their assault you are standing proudly on the rooftop of your house, eating a steamy bowl of ramen.
7. In the car
While driving, some crazy people talk with the passengers or even listen to music. Ninjas plug their portable stove in the car cigarette lighter to boil water!
8. On the train
It's cool to run on the roof of a train with 100 miles/hour wind blowing in your nose. But when the seat is comfy and there's no one to run after, ninjas prefer a bowl of ramen.
9. On a boat
Eating a good meal and sitting under the sun on a 1,000,000$ boat could be cool. But that's for retired action movie starts, you prefer ramen and jet skis.
10. In a submarine
What would a ninja do in a submarine, that might the question. Cooking his noodles with the nuclear reactor might be the answer!
11. On a bulldozer
Because seeing a ninja eating a bowl of ramen while driving a bulldozer would be the most awesome thing ever, yeah, you see it in your head!
12. On a unicycle
Cause a ninja's would be 10 times more deadly and 10 times more hungry than on a bicycle. Just think about an army of a thousand unicycle ninjas.
13. On a space shuttle
Because only a true ninja can catch all the noodle in zero gravity (and the soup broth for that matter)
14. On a UFO
You saw it while on the space shuttle and you were wondering if they might have spicier soup base. They don't, but that will save you the 57 light years trip to go ask them. But you're getting hungry now.
15. On an ostrich
You came back to earth as stealthy as before and you're finally able to eat a great bowl of noodles while riding your deadly ostrich.
(The Ninjas are busy eating ramen, more locations coming soon!)
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