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Why would a ninja eat ramen noodles? Because it's delicious! But that's not enough for ninjas, they need more reasons!
Here are the 101 reasons why they eat ramen:
1. Yell at them
Old ninja legends say that if you yell at a bowl of ramen it will yell back at you. That's pretty cool and ninjas like pretty cool stuff.
2. It's not bananas
Have you ever seen a ninja eat a banana? We haven't either. Oh wait, that's because they don't, cause ninjas don't like bananas!
3. Very hungry
When ninjas are very hungry, carrots, tyrannosaurus meat, jello or twelve grain bread just won't cut it,
they need a steamy bowl of ramen noodles.
4. Very spicy
Ninjas like when ramen are very spicy, but they also like when they are not. That sentence is going nowhere and the ninja association thinks that it's just fine!
5. Bored
When there are no villain to completely destroy with ninja stuffs, ninjas get bored and need to eat delicious noodles.
6. Very hot
A steamy bowl of ramen noodles is delicious and ninjas sure know it. Would you love ramen that much if they were frozen? Ninjas either!
7. Noodles are cool
Noodles are awesome because they don't taste like broccoli and they got that awesome texture that is not like eating pudding. Ninjas got teeth!
8. There is the broth
Ninjas are so quick and skilled with chopsticks that they would catch on fire if not cooled down by the broth. It's always dangerous for them to eat dry food!
9. You can add bacon
Why would you add bacon to ramen noodles? Even ninjas don't know. But they all agreed on the fact that you could if you wanted to.
10. Ready fast
Cooking other stuffs takes like five hundred hours. For ramen, boil water and eat. Legend says that the second step is very important to ninjas.
(The Ninjas are busy eating ramen, more reasons coming soon!)
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