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23. They have Magical Properties!
Recent scientific findings state that eating noodles decrease chances of spontaneous combustion of the brain. (Not confirmed, but 99.99% true, *cough* *cough* :) )
Thanks to: Saif Al-Silwadi (Halifax, Canada)
We all know that spontaneous combustion is a problem.. a big problem! Happening in more than 0.00000000000001% of all death, we have to do something to prevent it! Well we found the answer, eat ramen! Through very unconfirmed studies that totally didn't proove it, we are not pretty sure that eating ramen noodles every week may save you from spontaneous combustion!
Our totally un-scientific studies tend to tell us that it might be the delicious ramen flavor that keeps us happy and that stops our body from wanting to mmm, start burning :)
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